POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

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[shutthefoxup]

I know you can handle yourself. My baby boy is stronger than he looks.

I just...worry. Today is important, y'know?

[neigh_sayer]

. . .?

Is today special for some reason? Aside from this being our very first real date.

[shutthefoxup]

Of course that's the reason it's special!

[neigh_sayer]

Babe.......

[just, starts cracking up]

You are SO cheesy!

[shutthefoxup]

I'm gonna drown myself in the fish tank.

[neigh_sayer]

Please do not, I don't know how to get home on my own.

[shutthefoxup]

Just loot my body for my wallet and call a cab.

[neigh_sayer]

So you're saying you don't want me to gently fall asleep on your shoulder as we quietly ride the train home, cementing this as a tender, loving memory we'll cherish for years to come?

[shutthefoxup]

[....is a fucking fiddle and he just got played.]

[neigh_sayer]

[Innocent! smile!]

So! Did we miss any exhibits, or is it gift shop time?

[shutthefoxup]

G...gift shop time.

[neigh_sayer]

[takes one more pic of the clownfish, then skips over to grab his hands]

Lead the way. I wanna see what stupid shit you gravitate towards for us.

[shutthefoxup]

[Stops in his tracks, spotting a friend walking up to them.]

[neigh_sayer]

[


lord help he's being tested]

Oh!

Look, a photo op. For you!

[shutthefoxup]

Baby. Baby boy. You know how I feel about no lewds in the apartment, yeah?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeeeees?

[shutthefoxup]

If you do this for me... If you let me take a photo of you huggin' the mascot? I will absolutely suck your dick tonight.

[neigh_sayer]

[neigh_sayer]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Mr. Mascot~!


[GOING TO HUG THAT FUCKER]

[shutthefoxup]

[GETS THE CAMERA READY AND FOLLOWS AFTER HIM]

[neigh_sayer]

[WAVING DOWN THIS ROUND THING AND THEY WADDLE OVER]

[time to stick his face in this fucker's fluff. GONNA!! HUG!!]

[shutthefoxup]

[-ANNNNNNNNNNNND THE CROWD GOES WILD! Though "crowd" is just Atsumu and "wild" is taking like. A thousand photos.]

[neigh_sayer]

[giving him lots of poses!! HUGGING THE MASCOT! FUSION DANCE POSE WITH MASCOT. BUNNY EARS WITH MASCOT!! briefly comedically shrieking as mascot hugs him back!! CUTE HEART WITH MASCOT!!!

the things he does for love]

[shutthefoxup]

[Points down the way at another friend making its way towards them]

Babe. Babe, please.

[neigh_sayer]

[internal screaming

DO IT FOR YOUR MAN, C. DO IT FOR HIS HAPPINESS]

I've got this.

[TIME TO POSE WITH THIS...fish...orca...man?? WHATEVER, HUGS, AND POSITIONING HIS FACE SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S EATING HIM/KISSING HIM]