Wanna get banned from an aquarium for makin' out in the gift shop? Probably knockin' over a mannequin and scarin' some children in the process? Because if you keep lookin' like a total dish, that's what's gonna happen.
Wrap me up for carryout then, cuz as much as I'd LOVE to finally properly start my criminal record here, you'd be pouty if we couldn't come back with our brothers some day.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
timeasmymeasure
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 03:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 03:26 am (UTC)If it can't fit on my head, I have two hands.
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 05:02 am (UTC)Make my dreams come true.
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 05:05 am (UTC)LIMB
GETS A SHARK!!!!1]
Finally, I have become. . .the sharknado!
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 05:31 am (UTC)Man, if I wasn't already datin' ya? I'd ask ya out on the spot here an' now.
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 06:00 am (UTC)[just, waddling around with all this shit as the gift shop clerk stares on]
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 06:13 am (UTC)All the good ones are always taken. Maybe someday I'll find one. You know what they say....plenty of fish in the sea, am I right?
no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 01:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-22 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-23 02:00 am (UTC)Babe, I'm your all you can eat sushi conveyor belt.
no subject
Date: 2022-06-24 04:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-25 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-26 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-26 02:05 am (UTC)