Wanna get banned from an aquarium for makin' out in the gift shop? Probably knockin' over a mannequin and scarin' some children in the process? Because if you keep lookin' like a total dish, that's what's gonna happen.
Wrap me up for carryout then, cuz as much as I'd LOVE to finally properly start my criminal record here, you'd be pouty if we couldn't come back with our brothers some day.
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Date: 2022-06-20 03:26 am (UTC)If it can't fit on my head, I have two hands.
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:02 am (UTC)Make my dreams come true.
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:05 am (UTC)LIMB
GETS A SHARK!!!!1]
Finally, I have become. . .the sharknado!
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:31 am (UTC)Man, if I wasn't already datin' ya? I'd ask ya out on the spot here an' now.
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Date: 2022-06-20 06:00 am (UTC)[just, waddling around with all this shit as the gift shop clerk stares on]
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Date: 2022-06-20 06:13 am (UTC)All the good ones are always taken. Maybe someday I'll find one. You know what they say....plenty of fish in the sea, am I right?
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Date: 2022-06-23 02:00 am (UTC)Babe, I'm your all you can eat sushi conveyor belt.
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