POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

Right? They’re really bright. Maybe I should dye my hair that orange.

[neigh_sayer]

I like it blond! And I wouldn't want you to stand out more than you do now. I already have to beat your fanbase back with a stick.

[shutthefoxup]

Eh, you don't have to worry about them. They'll bother someone else as soon as someone hotter starts playing.

[neigh_sayer]

Are you kidding? Not only are you hot, but you come in a twin set! That kind of perfect deal doesn't come along often, it'll be a while before someone fills your shoes.

[shutthefoxup]

Sorry, no sandwiches are gonna happen.

[neigh_sayer]

Lucky for you, I'm not interested in sandwiches. Too much bread when I've got the meat right here.

[shutthefoxup]

I don't know if that was all that romantic or if it's just been too long since we last had sex, but take me now. Right here in the aquarium. Infront of all these fish and god.

[neigh_sayer]

[CACKLES]

Absolutely not. I'm just now getting used to not being in the spotlight.

[shutthefoxup]

One of these days...

[neigh_sayer]

You missed your chance in hell, now you have to suffer.

[shutthefoxup]

I accept my fate. I will never get laid again.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm glad you've learned restraint since returning to civilization~ [looking back at the tank though]

This. . .is really nice though.

[shutthefoxup]

Yeah? You like it? Really really?

[neigh_sayer]

[a little laugh, nodding]

Mm. It's been busy but relaxing, too? Neeheehee, were you worried I was going to be disappointed?

[shutthefoxup]

Not...disappointed, but...I was worried.

[neigh_sayer]

[turns around, batting his eyes playfully]

Were you worried about meeeeeeeee?

[shutthefoxup]

I know you can handle yourself. My baby boy is stronger than he looks.

I just...worry. Today is important, y'know?

[neigh_sayer]

. . .?

Is today special for some reason? Aside from this being our very first real date.

[shutthefoxup]

Of course that's the reason it's special!

[neigh_sayer]

Babe.......

[just, starts cracking up]

You are SO cheesy!

[shutthefoxup]

I'm gonna drown myself in the fish tank.

[neigh_sayer]

Please do not, I don't know how to get home on my own.

[shutthefoxup]

Just loot my body for my wallet and call a cab.

[neigh_sayer]

So you're saying you don't want me to gently fall asleep on your shoulder as we quietly ride the train home, cementing this as a tender, loving memory we'll cherish for years to come?

[shutthefoxup]

[....is a fucking fiddle and he just got played.]