POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

[SQUEEZE]

You don't have to crawl out of a well and beat me with a stick of truth, babe.

[shutthefoxup]

I just call it like I see it.

[Squeezes back]

We could get you a pet fish or something? Compromise?

[neigh_sayer]

Babe I am just BARELY keeping myself together, I don't need to be in charge of any other living being for realsies.

[shutthefoxup]

[Ducks down to kiss his cheek]

I know it's something you gotta wrestle with yourself, but...anythin' I can do to help? Even if it's just listenin'?

[neigh_sayer]

Weh--[little flush]

That was just some self depreciating humor! You're doing so much!

[shutthefoxup]

Am I smotherin' ya? Maybe it's just weird not supportin' a whole team anymore...

[neigh_sayer]

Unfortunately for me, I looooove having all your attention. But don't worry yourself sick, 'kay?

[shutthefoxup]

[Another smooch before it's time to touch some anemones]

I'll worry the right amount, promise.

[neigh_sayer]

A promise.

[TIME TO TOUCH SOME SQUIGGLIES he is so giddy]

[shutthefoxup]

[Takes a ton of photos. Cute boyfriend is cute.]

[neigh_sayer]

[makes this face when a manta ray slides thru his fingers!!]

GROSS I love it!

[shutthefoxup]

Pffft. They're super slimy, right?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeah, it's like grimey velcro! That's so cool! They stink a bit though.

[shutthefoxup]

I could definitely do without so much sea smell.

[neigh_sayer]

[snickers]

So no beachside retirement for you in the future?

[shutthefoxup]

Well...I could play beach volleyball.

[neigh_sayer]

We can consider it after visiting for summer vacay.

[shutthefoxup]

Summer break with the boys, here I come.

[neigh_sayer]

You heard of hot girl summer it's time for hot ball summer!

[shutthefoxup]

Come on, velcro boy. We haven't even seen the sunfish yet.

[neigh_sayer]

The what now?

[shutthefoxup]

Sunfish. He's huge.

[neigh_sayer]

The face you're making is selling this more than anything. I gotta see.

[shutthefoxup]

Picture this...Big, flat fish! What's not to love?

[neigh_sayer]

[imagining a fucking flounder]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see it with my own eyes.