POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

I accept my fate. I will never get laid again.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm glad you've learned restraint since returning to civilization~ [looking back at the tank though]

This. . .is really nice though.

[shutthefoxup]

Yeah? You like it? Really really?

[neigh_sayer]

[a little laugh, nodding]

Mm. It's been busy but relaxing, too? Neeheehee, were you worried I was going to be disappointed?

[shutthefoxup]

Not...disappointed, but...I was worried.

[neigh_sayer]

[turns around, batting his eyes playfully]

Were you worried about meeeeeeeee?

[shutthefoxup]

I know you can handle yourself. My baby boy is stronger than he looks.

I just...worry. Today is important, y'know?

[neigh_sayer]

. . .?

Is today special for some reason? Aside from this being our very first real date.

[shutthefoxup]

Of course that's the reason it's special!

[neigh_sayer]

Babe.......

[just, starts cracking up]

You are SO cheesy!

[shutthefoxup]

I'm gonna drown myself in the fish tank.

[neigh_sayer]

Please do not, I don't know how to get home on my own.

[shutthefoxup]

Just loot my body for my wallet and call a cab.

[neigh_sayer]

So you're saying you don't want me to gently fall asleep on your shoulder as we quietly ride the train home, cementing this as a tender, loving memory we'll cherish for years to come?

[shutthefoxup]

[....is a fucking fiddle and he just got played.]

[neigh_sayer]

[Innocent! smile!]

So! Did we miss any exhibits, or is it gift shop time?

[shutthefoxup]

G...gift shop time.

[neigh_sayer]

[takes one more pic of the clownfish, then skips over to grab his hands]

Lead the way. I wanna see what stupid shit you gravitate towards for us.

[shutthefoxup]

[Stops in his tracks, spotting a friend walking up to them.]

[neigh_sayer]

[


lord help he's being tested]

Oh!

Look, a photo op. For you!

[shutthefoxup]

Baby. Baby boy. You know how I feel about no lewds in the apartment, yeah?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeeeees?

[shutthefoxup]

If you do this for me... If you let me take a photo of you huggin' the mascot? I will absolutely suck your dick tonight.

[neigh_sayer]

[neigh_sayer]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Mr. Mascot~!


[GOING TO HUG THAT FUCKER]