POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

How did nature make somethin' that fuckin' dumb lookin'....it's a miracle. A fish miracle.

[neigh_sayer]

Truly, it's a sign that everything will be okay. If something this ridiculous can exist so gracefully, it means even someone like me has a chance.

I too, can be a flat fuck.

[shutthefoxup]

You can be the flatest fuck, babe.

[neigh_sayer]

[leans on]

That's the most romantic thing you've said to me all day.

[shutthefoxup]

That’s the power of love. It’s like a big, flat, weird looking fish in a tank.

[neigh_sayer]

You oughta be a poet.

Let's take a picture in front of it!

[shutthefoxup]

Wanna make it look like he's about to attack us?

[neigh_sayer]

Obviously.

[shutthefoxup]

Oh god! Babe! The tank is cracking! Save yourself!

[neigh_sayer]

Never! I'll never let go, if we go down, we go down together!!

[shutthefoxup]

That's so romantic! Give me a big ol' sloppy kiss before this big ass fish eats us then!

[neigh_sayer]

I thought you'd never ask. I want to feel your lips before we enter his! Forever!!

[PUBLIC!!! DISPLAYS!! OF AFFECTION!!!!1]

[shutthefoxup]

[Dips Kokichi and smooches him with the sunfish in the background, taking a photo as he does]

MWAH!

[neigh_sayer]

[not expecting the dip, does not care if the flattest fuck in all of fuckland is behind them. MOST ROMANTIC PICTURE OF THE YEAR]

If only we could freeze this moment--!

[shutthefoxup]

Why freeze it when we're gonna have many, many more dates in the future? I'll promise to make each one better than the last, okay? So rather than worryin' about freezin' this one, you better hold me to "what's next?", got it?

[neigh_sayer]

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Got it.

[shutthefoxup]

[Rights them both to a fully standing position]

That's more like it. Now let's go think about stealin' the clown fish.

[neigh_sayer]

Only THINK about it?

[shutthefoxup]

You fell into the tank on ACCIDENT.

[neigh_sayer]

How badly do you want to visit this place again, or can you deal with being banned for at least a year?

[shutthefoxup]

There are other aquariums in Japan. They can't warn all of 'em about us.

[neigh_sayer]

[clutches his chest]

How could I have possibly been so lucky to land the most understanding boyfriend in the world. . .!

[shutthefoxup]

Well, ya did kinda have ta go to hell an' back to snag him.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh damn, you're right. I totally earned this.

[shutthefoxup]

There. That's the energy I want for my boyfriend.