POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

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[neigh_sayer]

[cozying up to him, instantly giving a more natural smile]

Dork. You don't have to ask my permission for selfies, ya know.

[shutthefoxup]

I wasn't sure how much ya'd like being photographed or filmed now that we're outta that place, ya know?

[Snagging a selfie]

[neigh_sayer]

Photographs are proof that I exist. [snags his own]

Especially when they're with you.

[shutthefoxup]

Then let's take enough to fill a thousand album so there's never any doubt.

[neigh_sayer]

[the sap;;; takes his hand to pull him thru the tunnel]

I don't think my phone has enough space buuuuuut--no reason we can't try.

[shutthefoxup]

[O t t e r s]

Oh. Those ones look like you.

[neigh_sayer]

WOW, you'd compare me to a wet furry menace--

[

he says as one goes to town on a cell phone it swipes from a guest that leaned over too far.]



You know what, fair.

[shutthefoxup]

I can't tell which one is the real Kokichi.

[neigh_sayer]

Don't run off with my doppleganger, babe. [snapping pics of them]

[shutthefoxup]

Sorry, I'm dating the otters now. That's just how it is.

[neigh_sayer]

I should have seen this coming after that one time I was turned into a rat.

[shutthefoxup]

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Sorry you had to find out like this.

[neigh_sayer]

Let this final memory of ours be a good one! I'll remember you always.

[shutthefoxup]

Hopefully your future boyfriend will love you the way you deserve.

[neigh_sayer]

Maaan, who will I buy matching "You Otter See This!" caps in the gift shop with now? Sigh.

[shutthefoxup]

-WAIT! Wait, did you actually see those??? Did we walk by the gift shop already???

[neigh_sayer]

God, I hate that I knew that would get you.

But yes, I didn't see the shop yet, but I saw a few people walk out the exit with them.

[shutthefoxup]

[Lights. Up.]

[neigh_sayer]

Easy boy, we still have a whole exhibit to get through first!

[shutthefoxup]

We can get them though, right? Matching otter shirts???

[neigh_sayer]

. . .

[THIS IS THE MAN, HE DEFIED HEAVEN AND HELL FOR, THAT HE WANTS TO MARRY]

Yes babe, as long as you're paying.

[shutthefoxup]

[Thinking about matching otter shirts]

[neigh_sayer]

[weeps. tugging him along to the next exhibit WHERE THEM JELLIES AT]

[shutthefoxup]

[Stopping to watch one of the tanks. The whole room is dim and lit with sporadic softly glowing, colorful lights]

[neigh_sayer]

[SMOOSHING AGAINST A GLASS]

It's all sooo pretty. . .and calming. . .