POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

[pause]

Let's get as much stuff as you can fit on me.

[shutthefoxup]

Like a head to toe look?

[neigh_sayer]

As long as I can still walk it's game!

[shutthefoxup]

In that case...We're gonna give ya a total babe makeover.

[neigh_sayer]

[poses]

Dress me like one of your fish girls.

[shutthefoxup]

[Snickers and focuses on finding ALL THE OUTFIT PIECES.]

Pick somethin' for me too, yeah?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh? You wanna stand out or want something a bit more subtle~?

[shutthefoxup]

Surprise me.

[neigh_sayer]

[TIME TO FIND HIM A CLOWNFISH SCARF AND AQUARIUM STYLE MOONSHOES. why do they sell these. he does not know but he's getting them for atsumu]

[shutthefoxup]

[How does one choose between two of the most glorious shark hats ever?]

[neigh_sayer]

[his head is big enough for BOTH]

[shutthefoxup]

[Looks at Kokichi. Looks at the hats. Looks at Kokichi. Looks at the hats.]

[neigh_sayer]

[raises his hands]

If it can't fit on my head, I have two hands.

[shutthefoxup]

But then we'll have ta get two for your feet.

[neigh_sayer]

Never said I was against that, now did I?

[shutthefoxup]

[Shoves four shark hats at him...the sharks have googly eyes]

Make my dreams come true.

[neigh_sayer]

[EVERY

LIMB

GETS A SHARK!!!!1]



Finally, I have become. . .the sharknado!

[shutthefoxup]

[Takes a photo]

Man, if I wasn't already datin' ya? I'd ask ya out on the spot here an' now.

[neigh_sayer]

Kya kya! Too bad, I'm already taken~!

[just, waddling around with all this shit as the gift shop clerk stares on]

[shutthefoxup]

[Adds a little scarf]

All the good ones are always taken. Maybe someday I'll find one. You know what they say....plenty of fish in the sea, am I right?

[neigh_sayer]

Why search the sea when you could sample something a bit more local?

[shutthefoxup]

Are you sayin' you'll be the sea food platter of my heart? The shrimp scampi of my dreams?

[neigh_sayer]

[smooshes his faces with his fish hat hands]

Babe, I'm your all you can eat sushi conveyor belt.

[shutthefoxup]

Wanna get banned from an aquarium for makin' out in the gift shop? Probably knockin' over a mannequin and scarin' some children in the process? Because if you keep lookin' like a total dish, that's what's gonna happen.

[neigh_sayer]

Wrap me up for carryout then, cuz as much as I'd LOVE to finally properly start my criminal record here, you'd be pouty if we couldn't come back with our brothers some day.