POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

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Do you want to wear those home?

[shutthefoxup]

Is that a yes?

[neigh_sayer]

As long as you're paying for it? Yes, absolutely.

[shutthefoxup]

[A quick smooch]

Anythin' you want? My treat.

[neigh_sayer]

[pause]

Let's get as much stuff as you can fit on me.

[shutthefoxup]

Like a head to toe look?

[neigh_sayer]

As long as I can still walk it's game!

[shutthefoxup]

In that case...We're gonna give ya a total babe makeover.

[neigh_sayer]

[poses]

Dress me like one of your fish girls.

[shutthefoxup]

[Snickers and focuses on finding ALL THE OUTFIT PIECES.]

Pick somethin' for me too, yeah?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh? You wanna stand out or want something a bit more subtle~?

[shutthefoxup]

Surprise me.

[neigh_sayer]

[TIME TO FIND HIM A CLOWNFISH SCARF AND AQUARIUM STYLE MOONSHOES. why do they sell these. he does not know but he's getting them for atsumu]

[shutthefoxup]

[How does one choose between two of the most glorious shark hats ever?]

[neigh_sayer]

[his head is big enough for BOTH]

[shutthefoxup]

[Looks at Kokichi. Looks at the hats. Looks at Kokichi. Looks at the hats.]

[neigh_sayer]

[raises his hands]

If it can't fit on my head, I have two hands.

[shutthefoxup]

But then we'll have ta get two for your feet.

[neigh_sayer]

Never said I was against that, now did I?

[shutthefoxup]

[Shoves four shark hats at him...the sharks have googly eyes]

Make my dreams come true.

[neigh_sayer]

[EVERY

LIMB

GETS A SHARK!!!!1]



Finally, I have become. . .the sharknado!

[shutthefoxup]

[Takes a photo]

Man, if I wasn't already datin' ya? I'd ask ya out on the spot here an' now.

[neigh_sayer]

Kya kya! Too bad, I'm already taken~!

[just, waddling around with all this shit as the gift shop clerk stares on]

[shutthefoxup]

[Adds a little scarf]

All the good ones are always taken. Maybe someday I'll find one. You know what they say....plenty of fish in the sea, am I right?

[neigh_sayer]

Why search the sea when you could sample something a bit more local?