POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

You are, but right now you're also utterly PRECIOUS.

Spoilers, that's also a turn on.

[shutthefoxup]

Precious? I just wanna stop being a loser and worryin' all the time an' worryin' my boyfriend with my worryin'. I wanna go on dates with the man I love an' suck his dick because I jut love him so much!

[neigh_sayer]

[STUMBLES]

We are doing that! We are doing that literally right now, sucking aside! Where was this bravado in hell--!

[shutthefoxup]

I think you know the answer to that.

[neigh_sayer]

[bumps head against his chest, laughing]

Fair enough! But you're no loser, 'kay? You're doing so much all the time. Just breathe.

[shutthefoxup]

I think I'm gettin' there?

[neigh_sayer]

[takes his hand, leading him over to a merch shelf]

Let me help you get there then.




[puts on this stupid fucking hat ]

[shutthefoxup]

[...Blushes]

[neigh_sayer]

Blub blub am I a cutie patootie?

[shutthefoxup]

I have never been more attracted to you.

[neigh_sayer]

This is true despair.

[shutthefoxup]

The real hell was love.

[neigh_sayer]

So what does that make heaven?

[shutthefoxup]

Mmm...indifference, probably?

[neigh_sayer]

Hm. Sounds boring.

[shutthefoxup]

[Distracted. Zeroing in on the 5' version of this gentleman]

[neigh_sayer]

Uh oh we're getting that.

[shutthefoxup]

[Also holding up matching shirts as the lord intended]

[neigh_sayer]

[;;;;;;;;;;]

Do you want to wear those home?

[shutthefoxup]

Is that a yes?

[neigh_sayer]

As long as you're paying for it? Yes, absolutely.

[shutthefoxup]

[A quick smooch]

Anythin' you want? My treat.

[neigh_sayer]

[pause]

Let's get as much stuff as you can fit on me.

[shutthefoxup]

Like a head to toe look?

[neigh_sayer]

As long as I can still walk it's game!