POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

Wah! The turns have tabled!

[shutthefoxup]

I'm just so happy it's scary. So I'm scared ta be happy. Ya know?

[neigh_sayer]

[leans into his hand]

Mmhm. More than anyone. Like the minute you let your guard down, you'll blink and realize this was all a dream, and it'll be over, right?

[shutthefoxup]

Yeah...I haven't been this happy before. Feels too good t'be true.

[neigh_sayer]

Hm, hm~ It might be! But let's stay delusional together, 'kay?

[shutthefoxup]

It's not a delusion though. You're here. And I'm here. And we're together.

[neigh_sayer]

[tilts his head, looking past him]

It's extremely hard to respond to that with a straight face when there are dancing mascots behind you.

[shutthefoxup]

Look at me instead! I'm like, super hot! Apparently!

[neigh_sayer]

You are, but right now you're also utterly PRECIOUS.

Spoilers, that's also a turn on.

[shutthefoxup]

Precious? I just wanna stop being a loser and worryin' all the time an' worryin' my boyfriend with my worryin'. I wanna go on dates with the man I love an' suck his dick because I jut love him so much!

[neigh_sayer]

[STUMBLES]

We are doing that! We are doing that literally right now, sucking aside! Where was this bravado in hell--!

[shutthefoxup]

I think you know the answer to that.

[neigh_sayer]

[bumps head against his chest, laughing]

Fair enough! But you're no loser, 'kay? You're doing so much all the time. Just breathe.

[shutthefoxup]

I think I'm gettin' there?

[neigh_sayer]

[takes his hand, leading him over to a merch shelf]

Let me help you get there then.




[puts on this stupid fucking hat ]

[shutthefoxup]

[...Blushes]

[neigh_sayer]

Blub blub am I a cutie patootie?

[shutthefoxup]

I have never been more attracted to you.

[neigh_sayer]

This is true despair.

[shutthefoxup]

The real hell was love.

[neigh_sayer]

So what does that make heaven?

[shutthefoxup]

Mmm...indifference, probably?

[neigh_sayer]

Hm. Sounds boring.

[shutthefoxup]

[Distracted. Zeroing in on the 5' version of this gentleman]

[neigh_sayer]

Uh oh we're getting that.