POST IMEEJI BOOGALOO

[shutthefoxup]

[Insert post imeeji threads here]

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[neigh_sayer]

Kya kya! Too bad, I'm already taken~!

[just, waddling around with all this shit as the gift shop clerk stares on]

[shutthefoxup]

[Adds a little scarf]

All the good ones are always taken. Maybe someday I'll find one. You know what they say....plenty of fish in the sea, am I right?

[neigh_sayer]

Why search the sea when you could sample something a bit more local?

[shutthefoxup]

Are you sayin' you'll be the sea food platter of my heart? The shrimp scampi of my dreams?

[neigh_sayer]

[smooshes his faces with his fish hat hands]

Babe, I'm your all you can eat sushi conveyor belt.

[shutthefoxup]

Wanna get banned from an aquarium for makin' out in the gift shop? Probably knockin' over a mannequin and scarin' some children in the process? Because if you keep lookin' like a total dish, that's what's gonna happen.

[neigh_sayer]

Wrap me up for carryout then, cuz as much as I'd LOVE to finally properly start my criminal record here, you'd be pouty if we couldn't come back with our brothers some day.

[shutthefoxup]

Fiiiine. Lemme go pay.

[neigh_sayer]

Do you have enough to cover it all? [COVERED IN SO MUCH SHIT]